- Husband for Sale A store that sells husbands has just opened in LONDON, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
- Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
- There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
- There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
- So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
- On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
- Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
- The second floor sign reads:
- Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
- The third floor sign reads:
- Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
- " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
- She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
- Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
- "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
- Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
- Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
- She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
- Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,703,007 to this floor.
- There are no men on this floor.
- This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
- Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
- Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please note this is just a joke!
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